Company is Watching

Dear new employee, we are thrilled to welcome you to our production line. Here, your mission is simple, repetitive, and essential: maintain our quotas. Let yourself be lulled by the routine. Obey the instructions. Screw, clean, and destroy what you are told to destroy. Optimization is our priority.

WELCOME TO THE BIG FAMILY. Dear new employee, we are thrilled to welcome you to our production line. Here, your mission is simple, repetitive, and essential: maintain our quotas. Let yourself be lulled by the routine. Obey the instructions. Screw, clean, and destroy what you are told to destroy. Optimization is our priority. EXCERPT FROM YOUR EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK: Do not question the materials: The nature of what you assemble or clean is none of your business. Focus solely on your output. Stay at your workstation: If the layout of our offices seems inconsistent, keep your head down and move forward. Ignore parasitic thoughts: Fatigue and overwork can cause psychological distress. If you start having dark thoughts, ignore them. They are merely echoes. Confidentiality is absolute: What happens in the meeting room stays in the meeting room. We have designed this perfect system for you. In exchange for this employment, we demand only one thing: your total and permanent dedication. Do not try to flee your responsibilities. Company is Watching.